Why You Should Cut Your Own Hair

You aren’t cheating on your stylist if you do it yourself

Is it just me or is 35 too early for a mid-life crisis?

Maybe I just feel undeservingly young. They don’t ask for my driver’s license when I buy boxed wine. Perhaps it’s merely because I’m buying boxed wine. Yeah, that probably gives my age away, not my features. I’ll go with that.